Just as men thrive on making love (political correctness alert!) to a blonde big breasted babe, professional men and women thrive on making love to a corporation. We’ve been taught that sex with a small business just isn’t the same. Not much benefits, not much visibility (always missionary and in the bedroom)…no opportunities to travel as much (cheap lover) and not much libido either, whereas corporations have the reputation of keeping you up at night, taking you places, constantly requiring your attention and driving you to perform better and better each day.
The corporation adrenaline rush will take you to highs as no other, but beware of an unsatisfied corporation…do you recall the term scorned woman? Well, let’s say that corporations are like women that way, and if you can’t make them orgasm, or haven’t over the last say…five minutes, they will begin to grow resentment and slowly but surely, as any unhappy lover…they will replace you. The sad part is, that like in most relationships…they won’t tell you..they’ll expect you to mind read…and if you’re smart enough you will…but if not…you’ll receive your notice that the relationship is over…via e-mail, and at least five people, the corporation’s parents and lawyers…will know before you do.
How can this be avoided? Find the corporate g-spot!
Now, men who read this will say…easy! But guess what? If women can fake it, and make you believe that you’ve hit it…so can a corporation! And even more so, with so many people trying to get to it at the same time. Did I mention that corporations aren’t characterized by their loyalty and faithfulness? Yes, while you’re trying to please it…so are thousands of others…which makes your quest all the more difficult…it’s like trying to shine in a box filled with diamonds…(you know what I mean)…
As with sex in general, the ability to satisfy has alot to do with:
-Chemistry
-Ability
-Willingness
Chemistry is key. Keep in mind that a corporation is made of many individuals and ensuring that you have rapport with each and every one of them is of utmost importance. It’s about ongoing dating, looking into their eyes while you talk to them, displaying sharp active listening skills, making them feel like you care (and meaning it) that will get them to even consider getting into bed with you…
Ability although second on the list is also very important because once you have them in bed, you want to flip them like a pancake so that you leave a lasting impression. It’s about presentation, content, delivery and of course results! Making them orgasm over and over and keeping it interesting by finding more efficient and creative ways to do it…
Willingness is a must, because some corporations will require more patience than others and it all depends on how much you really want it. You must be willing to have it ignore you at times, recognize you at times, put you down at times and praise you others…Making love to a corporation isn’t for those weak at heart because it will put you through an emotional roller coaster but once you’ve mastered it, it can be as smooth and fulfilling as the taste of godiva chocolate melting in your mouth..
You must think smart, and not with the heart…because corporations will test your endurance and your tolerance, only to find out if you’re worthy to sleep with them, so take your time to study all of the angles of each of the individuals and what makes them tick…touch them softly, and watch how they react…then with a firmer grip and take notes…pay lots of attention! and Listen, listen, listen! High pitch moan means keep going, and silence means stop! Don’t be stubborn trying to push it, or you’ll be kicked out of bed in no time…
