The girl bird and the boy bird fall in love and marry (because that’s how it happens, right?) and they decide to make little baby birds. The girl B and the boy B fall in love and marry and they decide to make little baby B’s. I’ve never heard of birds and B’s complaining about how their mate performs. Is it good for them, enjoyable? Does the boy bird ensure that the girl bird is taken care of? Does the girl B tell the boy B what she likes?
Unfortunately some people are no different. Some couples lack basic bedroom communication skills.
Years ago, mating was a guy thing. Girls who enjoyed it were “bad”. Nowadays with all that has been said about equality you would think that women would feel comfortable enough expressing themselves in all arenas, but there’s still a large group of B’s out there that that don’t or can’t. For some cultures the whole topic is taboo to the point of castrating female genitalia to avoid women from feeling any physical pleasure at all. But what about those women who are emotionally castrated and can’t enjoy being with their mate or spouse just because they won’t or can’t speak up?
After hours and hours of girl talk, one is exposed to all kinds of ideas and opinions and on this particular topic I’ve narrowed down 2 B types.
B type 1 – The B that has no clue as to what rocks her beehive
This is the B that hasn’t mated enough to know what she truly enjoys, so she takes what she gets and assumes that’s as good as it gets. She’s probably mated too young and married the first male B that came along. This B needs to read one of the 206 books on O’s at Barnes and Nobles that I found when I ran a search. Yes, it’s OK to read about these things. Don’t you educate yourself on how to eat the right food? How to do yoga appropriately? This is no different! This B type needs to watch 9 and 1/2 weeks and experiment, experiment, experiment! Between two consenting B’s there is no such thing as off-limits unless you both agree that you’re not comfortable. If you want to use the honey in more ways than one, that’s ok! Get creative! Explore yourself without limitations…it’s your body and no one elses and if you don’t know what rocks it, who will?
B type 2 – The B that has beehive talk intolerance
These are the B’s that can’t use the F word, or the O word, or the G word, or any word that indicates a female reproductive organ, or action that refers to intimate physical enjoyment. They’re clinical in their descriptions of you know, THAT. These B types won’t provide their mates with any feedback, not because they’re not enjoying themselves but because they just don’t feel comfortable talking about THAT especially during THAT. They’ll get flustered by just thinking about THAT. These B types need to get with the program! After reading the 206 books, maybe a movie or two of those that have those three letters in a row might help. Start slowly by simply indicating if your mate is on the right road, or needs to make a turn or two, and let him know if the driving is pleasant. Keep it clinical, and try to improvise here and there…it really pays off! Male B’s like the feedback…Forget about your upbringing and what your grandma told you about what makes a “lady”. Male B’s want you to flap your wings with class and distinction when you’re out and about, but they need you to Buzz when you’re rocking the beehive.
Although for some religions, one should only rock the beehive to procreate, the truth is that it’s a great way to relax (some doctors recommend it for stress relief and even migrains), to bond with your male B (they really like it too) and to just enjoy yourself if done the right way and that will depend on your ability to Buzz what you like and what you don’t…
What have you buzzed lately?
